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Tragic Fire

From our humor mailing list at work:

Crawford, Texas (TODAY, NOT AP) – A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

Toy Yoda

I can’t decide if this is sad, funny, or really fucked up.. but regardless it made me giggle so I figured I’d share:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. — Oh, what a feeling. Toy Yoda!

A former Hooters waitress has sued the restaurant where she worked, saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest.

Instead she won a new toy Yoda — the little green Jedi master from Star Wars.

I’m thinkin its just damn funny and sad! 🙂

Monday Funny – Fainting Goats

I’m not sure that fainting goats is funny but gotta say that this made me giggle… I’m sure darwin would have something to say about this right along with narcoleptic dachshunds. And I”m sure that, even if it doesn’t hurt the goats, running around yelling boo at goats is minimally not very nice…

But still made me giggle… I suppose I’m just an insensitive jerk! 🙂

Happy Monday

A wednesday giggle

Just got this in email and

Mystery of German Exploding Toads

Toads in an area of northern Germany are being killed off by a mysterious disease – they are exploding.

I know.. Gross… But just had to share. And – while i’m at it.. here are a few funny little mpeg’s that I got in email:

• Tidy Up
• Smoking Areas
• Drink and Flame

Now back to your regularly scheduled

smokingarea.mpeg

Dinner with Kevin, Matt, Brian, and a Rabbit

Kevin and I went to dinner with Matt, Brian, and Audrey tonight at Home which was super nice.. But my favorite part was the new song I grew up with that we taught the baby:

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Written By: Unknown

Copyright Unknown

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don’t want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head.

I’ll give you three chances,

And if you don’t behave

I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don’t want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head.

I’ll give you two more chances,

And if you don’t behave

I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don’t want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head.

I’ll give you one more chance,

And if you don’t behave

I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don’t want to see you

Scooping up the field mice

And boppin’ ’em on the head.

I gave you three chances

And you didn’t behave

Now you’re a goon! POOF!!”

The moral of the story is:

HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW

How fucked up is that? I LOVE it! 🙂 If you want more check these out:

The Real Mother Goose

A little Advice

And… The new parents… A little advice on what not to do.. 😉