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I had two of the strangest dreams last night. The first one undoubtedly was much longer but the part I remember had me swimming around like a fish in my shorts in a very blue swimming pool while my sister and Kevin sat on the edge of the pool with their feet in watching me. The weird part was that I remember not needing to come up for air and that my cell phone and my camera was in the pockets of my shorts. When I finally came up for air my sister told me what a nice life she thought we had…

The second one started with me in an operating room with about 6 other people unfolding and inflating an alien that had been deflated and folded in the 50s. I remember ducking out of the room thinking this could be bad and when I came back the alien was attacking the people in the room. At that point a ran to the mall (yes – there was a mall) to warn people the alien was coming and then on to the baseball stadium. People were running panicked when the alien showed up until he picked up two twin girls and threw them like base balls. At that point the crowd got mad and chased him down and took turns punching him in the gut. And the alien was green and brown!

I told you.. Fuckin wierd.. don’t ask me… Just had to share!

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